sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

(via hotboyproblems)


unclothedqueer:

rly cool thing to do: train yourself to have they/them be your reflexive go-to pronoun 

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drparisa:

'what is happiness to you?'

this gif of a toucan going down the stairs

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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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overwished:

When you’re home alone and you hear a noise.

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

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these gender rolls taste disgusting


hellbela:

send me a ship and I can only reply with 

  • (✖╭╮✖)
  • (◡‿◡✿)
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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charmancler:

calling 5sos punk is like calling fall out boy death metal

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bckybhnes:

"there’s no time for a black widow movie"

"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"

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