kgm42986:

inverted-typo:

thenimbus:

Cat Burger

Relevant and necessary

OMG AWW!!

(via patchouli-rolling)


yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

yaoipeen:

eggwitch:

bunnyfood:

Boing, boing, boing

is that a fucking toucan

no its a dog

(via patchouli-rolling)


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via patchouli-rolling)


herhmione:

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)

(via doctordonna10)


Feeling beautiful has nothing to do with what you look like. I promise.

'Just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn't mean the lives of trans people aren't in peril every day.'

— Laverne Cox (via angerisbeautiful-79)

cuz we KNOW there’s gonna be waaaay too many people patting themselves on the back saying “ok the trans issue is solved we did a good job” because laverne cox got nominated like NOOOOO there are still are still trans people that need to be supported listened to loved and defended. there is still a culture of transphobia and transmisogyny that needs to be dismantled. work to be done. (via wocinsolidarity)

(via patchouli-rolling)




onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

(via merlin-the-last-dragon-lord)


hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to me

image

(via punhandling)


darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via patchouli-rolling)



nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

pothepolarbear:

Some people still think Beauxbatons was for girls and Durmstrang was for boys.

THANK YOU


batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

two dads tell their adopted son that he is adopted

he looks at them and bursts into tears

"i thought you were my fathers … but you were just faux pas"

i am happy this post is getting notes because we need more queer representation in awful jokes

fight for social justice today; add lgbtqia people to shitty horrible groan-inducing life-ruining puns

(via bodtassbitch)


therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(via dw)